Finals Time

Wow- as colleges around the country prepare for finals, I thought that this was a great method of grading. Kids show up at colleges these days without any kind of rudimentary English skills, problem solving skills, or even the ability to follow simple directions. If they are the future of America, I have a great sense of foreboding about where this country is going. I have seen essays turned in that would have been unacceptable when I was in the 7th grade. So, to all you professors out there, you have my sincere heartfelt apologies, and by all means, do whatever you need to do to slog through the heaping piles of dung that your have turned in as papers.